MySpace Posing in Walmart

What do you do when you're standing in line at Walmart wih 15 people in front of you? What do you do when you have to wait in line while the Walmart cashier talks to an old lady repeating every sentence 10 times because the first nine were unheard? What do you do when there is a woman in front of you with 5 kids under 10, 2 of which are strangling each other while the others are crying because... well God only knows?

Why, if you are a teenage girl... you MySpace pose! Ah, to be a 16 year old again. While standing in line I couldn't help noticing the teen girl raise her arm in the air while fixing her hair. I wondered if she was just trying to see if her hair was messed up, until I heard the iPhone snap. The typical camera snap. She angled her head to the other side and snapped again. Chipmunk cheeks...snap. Hair over one eye...snap. Puckered lips...snap. Throwing up the peace sign...snap. I thought it was cute, until... adjusting the boobs... Hand way up high...snap. Wow. Perfect cleavage shot. Geesh. The girl was a baby. Her mom was standing two feet from her watching like nothing was wrong with her kid adjusting her boobs to take a picture of her cleavage. The perfect end to the photo shoot was when she hopped around the cart to stand next to her mom and...hand raised in the air...each with puckered lips...both leaning forward a little in their V-neck t-shirts...snap.

"Ma'am. You're next." the cashier called out. I place my frozen strawberry juice and frozen limeade mix on the counter... Ah. Time for tequila!