The Awkwardness of Some Explanations

Some of you may have heard that we have a resident creeper. While I normally could care less about what you do that makes you happy... I do draw the line in some instances.

Look close... the panties are on the STEERING WHEEL!!!

A little while back ilinnuc posted on Facebook a story about seeing a man sniffing women's underwear while going beyhunting. What he neglected to mention was the very awkward conversation I was forced to have with my small one, lil'innuc. How do you explain that a grown man enjoys the delicacy of dirty undies? Ilinnuc was quick to point out that this guy didn't look like the type to get these undies willingly from a woman. Which means what, I ask all of you? It means he went and stole them from some poor woman, who is now frantically searching for her black and hot pink lace bra and underwear. Ew.

The conversation with lil'innuc went something like this:

Lil'innuc: "What is he doing?"
Ilinnuc: "BWAHAHAHA!"
Momma-nuc: "Oh my god!"
Lil'innuc: "What is he doing?!"
Ilinnuc: "BWAHAHAHA!"
Momma-nuc: "Nothing! Just look the other way!"
Lil'innuc: "But what is he doing!?"
Ilinnuc: "I'm gonna pee! BWAHAHAHA!"
Momma-nuc: "Oh God!"
Ilinnuc: "Speed up I need a picture!"

It went like that for nearly 5 minutes! It was like this guy was determined to show my kids just what he was up to! Ugh. Lil'innuc knew he was weird. I think he has this extra sensory perception skill where he can spot a creeper a mile away.

I wish I could tell you that I did a great job explaining it... But honestly? All I said was, "He had some laundry he just forgot to clean. So he decided to air it out on the steering wheel... To make sure it was better, you know cleaner he had to smell it." Ilinnuc promptly died laughing... But it was a good enough excuse for lil'innuc because he followed it up with, "Can I get a Beyblade if they have a new one?" Which I said,"Of course!"

Moral of the story... If your gonna smell women's underwear... Do it in private.